You Little Weirdo Card 

• 5" x 7"
• Blank inside
• Envelope included

This greeting card is for moments that call for something real, but not overly sentimental. It says the thing without making it awkward or turning it into a performance. The tone leans cheeky and dry, making it a good fit for people who like their cards to feel human rather than scripted. Easy to give, easy to write in, and more likely to get a laugh—or at least a genuine reaction—than a eye roll.